Not everything makes it past the pitch. Below are ideas that didn’t survive, but I still think about them. Some are dumb. Some are brilliant. Some are dumb and brilliant.
RIP to the darlings.
Mom App: Errands App That Contacts
Your Mom
If you don’t finish your to-do list,
this app alerts your mom.
Working name: Mom App
Status: My mom loved this (no one else did)
Concept
- Mom App™ connects your to-do list to your real mom
- Miss a deadline? We text her. Simple, brutal & highly effective
Why Mom?
- You respect her. You fear her. You cannot ghost her.
- Other apps charge late fees, this one charges long voicemails and passive-aggressive texts.
Download Mom App™
Because she’s already disappointed, now she’s informed.
DA RULES: Freelancer Rules, read by Ja Rule
Crowdsourced freelance survival tips, delivered in the
voice of Ja Rule and in the design style of Fairly
Odd Parents
Rule #1: Always get a deposit.
Rule #2: It’s not “ASAP” if it’s unpaid.